duel personalities

each one teach one

A brazen, mustachioed gentleman gave me his calling card yesternight and suggested an “expedited course in handsomeness.” I was familiar with his professorial inclinations and felt his unbeckoned suggestion was a sly insult to my already quite handsome sartorial stylings. I placed my Hpnotiq cocktail on the bar in order to throw down my gauntlet. I bellowed “Pistols! Twenty paces! Dawn!”

But then he introduced me to Hank Shocklee.

So it was all good in the hood, sir.